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Greybeard Demotivational Poster


TAGS: bacon waffles its a natural greybeard bliss iceman
Rating: 4.59/5

More motifakes by ICEMAN

BeNiceToMe - February 8, 2012, 10:04 pm
well sir, if you bring in g55d bacon, it will get you all the youth that you want :)
Kilted - February 8, 2012, 1:53 pm
Youth so I have more time for the bacon one.
maoworks2 - February 8, 2012, 8:42 am
Bacon For Me Too.
Rhovanmark - February 8, 2012, 2:53 am
I'd take bacon and go out wit a Bang! prolly from my heart exploding,lol.

GREYBEARDS - They're Amsome !

TAGS: greybeards amsome mother f ckers mustyk
Rating: 4.78/5

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Greeny - April 14, 2012, 8:08 am

YOU ARE A GREYBEARD IF - You can name the show... you're an old nerd if you can name the main vessel... You are a geek if you can sing the theme!

TAGS: greybeard tv
Rating: 3.76/5

More motifakes by Chef

mikeloeven - September 1, 2013, 3:58 am
honestly i think anyone who watches anime seriously knows this one it may be corny as hell but it is still a classic XD
Nomad - August 21, 2011, 11:41 pm
One last thing. This art is from American artist Tim Elred, the artist of the graphic novel series "Grease Monkey", as well as the "Star Blazers" online comic.knows mor
Nomad - August 21, 2011, 11:37 pm
I also know the season two (Comet Empire) theme, and the ending credits. That's right I'm a fossil. Now here's a question, has anyone seen the 2010 live action movie of this? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18cNn4apRkM
Nomad - August 21, 2011, 11:32 pm
We must be strong and brave. Our home we've got to save. If we don't in just one year. Mother Earth, will disappear! Fighting with the Gamilons. We won't stop until we've won. Then we'll return, and we we arrive, The Earth will survive-We are Star Blazers
Nomad - August 21, 2011, 11:30 pm
We're off to outer space. We're leaving mother Earth. To save the human race-- Our Star Blazers! Searching for a distant star. Heading off to Iscandar. Leaving all we love behind. Who knows what danger we'll find? (Continued in next post.)
Nomad - August 21, 2011, 11:27 pm
Show Name: Star Blazers (Space Battleship Yamato in Japan.) Ship Name: Argo (Yamato in Japan) Characters:(From Left to Right)Queen Starcia, Alex Wildstar, Captain Avatar, Derrick Wildstar, and Nova Forrester. All without looking anything up--bay-bee!
jmurf67 - May 5, 2010, 7:53 pm
Ugh.. I am guilty of all of the above. But the american version of the show, the ship was named the Argo. And one of the characters is Derek Wildstar.
Fatt Matt - May 5, 2010, 4:48 pm
Please don't soil the Greybeard name with this ****e.
union - May 5, 2010, 1:32 pm
Desslok, Desslok, Desslok!
Chef - May 5, 2010, 1:14 pm
Proudly sung! Can you name any charactyers (without looking them up!)
Koradan - May 5, 2010, 12:50 pm
Koradan - May 5, 2010, 12:49 pm
"We're off to outer space, Protecting Mother Earth To save the Human Race... OUR STAR BLAZERS!" (That's all I remember)
Chef - May 5, 2010, 12:40 pm
Anonymous2 - May 5, 2010, 11:38 am
That is Space Cruiser Yamato, which got localized to Starblazers. Main vessel is the Yamato.

GANDALF - The original Greybeard.



TAGS: greybeard rocknroll usedcar
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by sickartist

thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 22, 2014, 11:29 pm
I believe it! I sense you speak from experience?
rerun - July 30, 2010, 7:45 pm

@Cubby, that is the real Justin Bieber (in real life his mom is a ****).
agdaniele - July 30, 2010, 7:37 pm
Beautiful. 5L
Cubbybear - July 30, 2010, 1:17 pm
God...Eddie Van Halen got old
Reality Lord - July 30, 2010, 10:21 am

now thats funny!


LEARN TO LAUGH AT YOURSELF - you'll never stop being amused

TAGS: greybeard
Rating: 4.67/5

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TAGS: greybeard
Rating: 4.51/5

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GreyScorpion - April 28, 2010, 5:05 pm
hmph, blasphemy, everybody knows elephant *** organs are in their feet..
R.S.Jake - April 28, 2010, 4:42 pm
I thought elephants were Catholic so can't use birth contol.
Fatt Matt - April 28, 2010, 4:38 pm
With a hula hoop.
freestyler - April 28, 2010, 4:07 pm
How do they put condoms on?
GreyScorpion - April 26, 2010, 10:20 am
I gotta get me one of those trees. 5L


TAGS: greybeards amber lamps leaky http www youtube com watch v xfmaiy9fzzy your mom
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Reality Lord - September 4, 2010, 9:30 pm

the dude actually has "i am a m**********r" on his t-shirt. and the other guy still messes with him. lmfao when i first saw it.
Reality Lord - September 4, 2010, 9:13 pm

yeah, sorry the link i'll set here is to one of the most viewed current youtube files. enjoy... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDQyae9v1VA
crankyhead - September 4, 2010, 6:45 pm
I'm a 67 year old man! You ain't afraid of me! LOL
tellitlikeitis - September 4, 2010, 6:33 pm
Most definately have to see utube to understand this one! LOL

G R E Y B E A R D S - When "Old enough to know better" becomes "Too old to care what people think."

JOHNNY CASH - The Original Greybeard Not dead, just picking chicks up in Reno.

TAGS: johnny cash greybeard reno
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by Grim1812

GreyScorpion - September 14, 2010, 9:49 pm
so it appears 92754
agdaniele - September 14, 2010, 8:24 pm
Picking up chicks in Reno isn't that impressive... trust me.
DLM4 - September 14, 2010, 11:44 am
glad to see someone giving Johnny his well deserved respect, 5 trips to folsom to you


TAGS: grandpa greybeard old guy
Rating: 4.84/5

More motifakes by viba

wildcard9 - September 15, 2010, 11:13 pm
Dude looks like Darwin LOL
agdaniele - September 15, 2010, 8:22 pm
Well done.
GreyScorpion - September 15, 2010, 7:57 pm
very nice out of the gate..5L

IMAGINE - If he hadn't been gunned down

TAGS: john lennon beyond greybeard
Rating: 3.4/5

More motifakes by Airman

Tyrone - October 26, 2009, 10:11 am
Does this mean John Lennon is actually Larry David?
MO - September 22, 2009, 8:20 pm
I apologize for stepping all up on a few of your posters there Dude. I was trolling a troll.....haven't caught him yet....
LogicDude - September 22, 2009, 8:17 pm
No...if he hadn't been gunned down we would have had to look at Yoko's mug even more for the past 25 years! Sorry, guy was a genius but he had no taste in women!!!
MO - September 22, 2009, 7:25 pm
Gee Deerk, what WERE they based on?
Derek - September 22, 2009, 7:24 pm
Strangely enough, most peoples' fascination with John Lennon wasn't based on his looks.

GREYBEARDS - Always Sensitive To Women's Issues

TAGS: greybeards sensitive women issue feminism t shirt pipe
Rating: 3/5

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Chopperliscious - October 23, 2009, 8:59 pm
I wonder if this sycophant has lowered to this just to get laid? Poor bastard is sadly mistaken - only alpha male a**holes get laid. That's simple evolution.
Culos - June 10, 2009, 5:23 pm
That's right, he's applied to join the order but the vote's still out
weber - June 10, 2009, 4:39 pm
That's Bill Bailey!


TAGS: greybeard stain underwear skidmark
Rating: 4.83/5

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5150monkeylove - September 25, 2010, 9:06 pm
Got it.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 25, 2010, 9:04 pm
It seems that I don't know what I'm talking about....as usual.
agdaniele - September 25, 2010, 9:00 pm
Pat's Place is only a chat room for established regulars. You are reading too much into it.
5150monkeylove - September 25, 2010, 8:59 pm
Im now waiting for Don Scorpion to post saying he has an "offer I can't refuse" if I switch over to Pat's.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 25, 2010, 8:56 pm
Read the fine print, as long as you follow the rules and don't get sand in your v*****, everyone is welcome at Pat's.
5150monkeylove - September 25, 2010, 8:55 pm
Oh Moo, nobody says Im cool. ***y, but not cool. olo
5150monkeylove - September 25, 2010, 8:54 pm
Aggy, I stay out of Pat's place not because of the service or the food. I keep my distance because I am still brand new, and havent truly proven myself yet. I will jump in eventually
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 25, 2010, 8:52 pm
now he plays the "my friends like it and my mom says I'm cool" card.
5150monkeylove - September 25, 2010, 8:50 pm
I plead guilty to curious noobishness. I had a lot of suggestions and help on this one. I really dont worry about score anymore. If I like it, and some of my friends enjoy it, then I am satisfied.
agdaniele - September 25, 2010, 8:50 pm
That's why he hangs in Hammy's Place. Whining is the new 2.9!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 25, 2010, 8:47 pm
It amazes me when people complain about a 4.86. I remember when 2.9 was a score worth writing home about.
5150monkeylove - September 25, 2010, 8:44 pm
more confused than crying. I can live with it
agdaniele - September 25, 2010, 8:42 pm
Shut up, crybaby.
5150monkeylove - September 25, 2010, 8:42 pm
12 straight 5L votes and then.............
5150monkeylove - September 21, 2010, 9:33 pm
BRAND NOOBS TAKE HEED....I had a lot of help beating this one out. I actually did not Ins***ost this one and got help from a lot of folks. The guidance is there if you ask for it.
forseti - September 20, 2010, 3:37 am
agdaniele - September 19, 2010, 11:52 pm
Well shouldered, 5150
5150monkeylove - September 19, 2010, 11:26 pm
I want to thank all who gave suggestions that led me to this.

WHITEBEARD - Hans Langseth Died 10.11.1927 With A 5.33m Long Beard. The Godfather Of Greybeards.

TAGS: greybeards icon sadly none of his motifakes had been survived
Rating: 2.89/5

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forseti - April 15, 2010, 10:36 pm
uh d***... that's what you call 'whining' i guess... so sorry, delete it!
forseti - April 15, 2010, 10:34 pm
No. And I'm not alone as I see it... But please believe me, you're my role model and I really try to reach your level of quality. It's just that I'm a foreigner, so give me a chance!! :-*
TheTrashHeap - April 15, 2010, 10:14 pm
Forseti... do you understand the phrase "Quality over Quantity"?
spacedog - April 15, 2010, 10:14 pm
I'm guessing he had to be very careful walking and sitting in front of fireplaces.
forseti - April 15, 2010, 10:11 pm
Just asked him: He doesn't know you either...
agdaniele - April 15, 2010, 10:04 pm
Don't know him.


TAGS: greybeard lucky awesome life mariand
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by mariand

Irishwake - June 3, 2012, 1:53 am
Great except for the 9pm part I am a grey bread and always been a vampire lol. It's more like 9am for me.
maoworks2 - May 30, 2012, 8:07 am
That's Great, And Vert Funny.
gas - May 30, 2012, 5:23 am
haha the pic is priceless.. great one mariand!
gas - May 30, 2012, 5:19 am
haha great one mariand
mariand - May 30, 2012, 12:26 am
Oh, and no one complains if you have your nails done...
GaryO - May 29, 2012, 10:38 pm
Iconoclast - May 29, 2012, 10:07 pm
And no one objects when you let your beard grow without being neatly trimmed
spacedog - May 29, 2012, 9:24 pm
HA! Nice one.


TAGS: roast a greybeard day airman iceman
Rating: 4.8/5

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Airman - March 2, 2011, 1:51 pm
and I have to keep the fear away on a daily basis.. lol


TAGS: fatality challenge just remember kiddies greybeards invented that ****
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by ICEMAN

Valek - March 23, 2012, 8:40 am
This is awesome. Such fantastic details for an Etch-A-Sketch, AND rocking my favorite classic game of all time. 5L!
ICEMAN - May 30, 2010, 1:50 am
Thank you Sir. I really didn't expect too much for this one.
agdaniele - May 30, 2010, 1:49 am
One of two you've made lately that I LOVE!



TAGS: greybeard wheelchair heels sunny day
Rating: 4.74/5

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forseti - August 18, 2011, 1:30 pm
Keep rollin'! 5L
mariand - August 18, 2011, 10:38 am
I have this picture from more than a week and I had no time to put it on a poster...anyway, 5 wheels


SANTA CLAUS - the very first greybeard

TAGS: greybeard santa claus
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by guyfox

TheOne - December 28, 2010, 4:48 pm
I would but I don't want your "happiness" to touch me.
guyfox - December 28, 2010, 12:06 am
come a little closer so I can slap you
TheOne - December 27, 2010, 10:53 pm
Heh how much of a motifaker when you get hor- my mistake happy about your posters.
guyfox - December 21, 2010, 1:59 am
boo-yah...........third poster to get in top 5, I feel so hor- I mean happy
LiquidSquid - December 20, 2010, 2:00 pm
rerun - December 19, 2010, 5:50 pm

lets end this discussion before anybody gets upset.
guyfox - December 19, 2010, 5:49 pm
a greybeard is a creation of God and could not have existed until created
TheOne - December 19, 2010, 5:34 pm
I believe the very first greybeard is know as "God"
NoBodyZ - December 19, 2010, 4:09 pm
SunnyDay - December 19, 2010, 4:03 pm
go santa 5L


TAGS: greybeards never leave they just take longer naps
Rating: 4.41/5

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agdaniele - May 9, 2010, 6:15 pm
Love it.

RED ROVER, RED ROVER! - Send a Greybeard right over!

TAGS: sage greybeards of motifake olympic games
Rating: 4.24/5

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sickartist - March 2, 2010, 1:05 pm
I'll take one for the team. 5L

COUNSELING - The Sage Greybeards of Motifake stage an intervention on Elder God Douchebag

TAGS: sage greybeards of motifake elder god douchebag
Rating: 2.63/5

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Elder God Douchebag - January 16, 2009, 6:33 pm
You should thank me. The tenth planet was full of jerks.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 16, 2009, 4:36 pm
It won't take. The last time someone tried to erase his evil, he ate just enough time to remove the tenth planet from our solar system from history.

AS IF... -

TAGS: resolution day greybeard mysogynist iceman
Rating: 4.74/5

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autumnspirit - January 1, 2011, 3:41 am
As a woman's point of view, I'd say, that about covers it! 5Towers of Bacon Waffles
AdmiralAckbar - January 1, 2011, 3:35 am
No trap here, I suppose some flying monkeys are coming my way
ICEMAN - January 1, 2011, 3:23 am
Don't tell me... it's a trap of some sort. I'll get you for this my pretty...
AdmiralAckbar - January 1, 2011, 3:20 am
sorry ice, I thought I press 5 and hit 4. I am a dumb a**.
AdmiralAckbar - January 1, 2011, 3:20 am
sorry ice, I thought I press 5 and hit 4. I am a dumb a**.



TAGS: fashionable swimwear greybeards
Rating: 4.6/5

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ICEMAN - February 25, 2011, 7:11 pm
Cowabunga Dude!!! Hangin' 5


TAGS: greybeard poem beard grey
Rating: 3.77/5

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5150monkeylove - December 5, 2010, 12:33 am
perfect ebb and flow... great use of an old pic. 5L
Reality Lord - December 4, 2010, 8:39 pm

well done...n1 donk...again
agdaniele - December 4, 2010, 2:55 pm
Good grasp of it so early on. Nice.
Donkasaurus - December 4, 2010, 2:46 pm
even the ones I make that are many lines I still find short and sweet. I just like being able to include line breaks to better accentuate the rhythm in which it should be read.
agdaniele - December 4, 2010, 2:24 pm
Trying to hold it to a few lines greatly helps develop an ability to expand and sharpen creativity. Sounds like the opposite, but try it. It's challenging... and that's what helps you improve.
Donkasaurus - December 4, 2010, 2:18 pm
I certainly hope thats not sarcasm aggy cos it would certainly mean a bunch coming from a greybeard haha. I've found that making them using ph**oshop is easier because I'm not limited to 3 lines. I find I make better posters when I can be long-winded.
agdaniele - December 4, 2010, 1:58 pm
It's all success from this point out! You've perfected your craft!
Donkasaurus - December 4, 2010, 1:57 pm
4th poster in a row without a rejection...personal record for me haha!

OR - A select few will settle for Greybeard status.

do you hear banjos? -

TAGS: greybeard innovation party table
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Airman

MissPriss - March 30, 2014, 7:55 pm
Guy out here has one but on wheels and drives it around town. Umbrella and cold beer sitting on a moving picnic table...life is good.
MrStupidGir - March 25, 2014, 6:02 pm
I'm totally building one of these this summer, hope the coast guards are cool with it


TAGS: greybeards memories surprise party
Rating: 4.73/5

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GaryO - April 8, 2013, 8:38 am


TAGS: halloween challenge greybeards should stay home and get plastered iceman
Rating: 4.6/5

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culos - November 1, 2010, 6:22 am
Agree with Rerun, just wondering where I was during Halloween. Memory is blank for some reason but head hurts big time....
rerun - November 1, 2010, 6:19 am

amsome Ice
Cubbybear - October 31, 2010, 9:19 pm
I relate...Happy Halloween Ice. 5/5



TAGS: tribute roast rerun greybeard
Rating: 4.5/5

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rerun - August 26, 2010, 8:09 pm

wow, I was only 17 when this picture was taken


TAGS: greybeards women marriage
Rating: 4.27/5

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ICEMAN - July 2, 2010, 8:43 pm
Like chasing those galldarned timmies off of the lawn. 5 doses of metamucil.


GREYBEARD BLISS - Grandchildren

TAGS: greybeard bliss
Rating: 3.84/5

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Derek - March 30, 2010, 12:12 am
Looks like Khrushchev

GREYBEARD BATMAN - Even after retirement, his thrill seeking days weren't over... Well at least untill his chute didn't open.

WATCH YOUR BACK - greybeards are always closer than you think


GREYBEARDS RULE - Get used to it!


TAGS: greybeard targeting
Rating: 4.93/5

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opsCOASTIE - February 14, 2012, 8:04 am
Holy CRAP! Does BeNice ToMe have to comment on EVERYTHING! Easy up there big fella.
mariand - February 14, 2012, 1:47 am
got the message... but can we give them a drink?
BeNiceToMe - February 13, 2012, 10:19 pm
I must say in all honesty this is much better stuff than the Emocrap of a few days ago. keep'em coming :)

SUBSCRIPTIONS - now available online

TAGS: rerun greybeard
Rating: 4.85/5

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lgvernon - April 19, 2012, 8:26 pm

rerun - April 19, 2012, 8:21 pm

Thanks, I think you may be the 1st to ever notice.
lgvernon - April 19, 2012, 3:26 pm

Wow! Look at those beautiful blue eyes!~~




TAGS: march calendar 2010 greybeard bliss ultra electro magnetic top theresa
Rating: 4.55/5

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spacedog - March 30, 2010, 8:36 pm
Well done lester, 5Ls.
lesterinside - March 30, 2010, 11:33 am
@Sick - 2 Purple hearts, a true greybeard! @Bovee - i think i have 3 or 4 LOL. Thanks Guys. Very kind.
Bovee - March 30, 2010, 11:18 am
Look i have 5 grey hairs.
sickartist - March 30, 2010, 8:51 am
5 grey (almost white) L's


TAGS: regulars greybeards crew quality
Rating: 4.52/5

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agdaniele - March 12, 2011, 12:49 pm
Ok, uncalled for, woman. And WTFO... I have to guess that the "nice" is in response to that comment. But, glad to see you around in a civil capacity.
- March 12, 2011, 12:24 am
Nice. (WTFO)
jevita - March 11, 2011, 3:58 pm
for once, youre too long papi
voodoo3535 - February 14, 2011, 4:48 pm
I was born to sit back laugh and make stupid comments... like this. 5L.
agdaniele - February 13, 2011, 7:48 pm
Very much appreciated, cold.
coldinjected - February 13, 2011, 2:11 pm
I feel like I give any 300 posters 5l. I wasn't a huge fan of the movie but it was very good for comedy. Another great one Aggy.
agdaniele - February 13, 2011, 11:38 am
Why should today be any different? ;)
Claire - February 13, 2011, 11:33 am
I feel like I missed something important.
Hawamleh - February 12, 2011, 3:52 pm
culos - February 12, 2011, 2:15 pm
Aggy? Isn't that the dude that left some time ago? Must be a noob that took his name.... 5 Smiles anyway
Reality Lord - February 12, 2011, 1:52 pm

anonymous=1L no wait...its aggy.....1L lol awesome dude...solid 5
50cal - February 12, 2011, 11:41 am
LMAO! Right!
Cubbybear - February 12, 2011, 11:30 am
mmmm short bursts....I'm like that too.
autumnspirit - February 12, 2011, 3:00 am
For me, it comes natural in short bursts... ideas, find pic, see pic, formulate idea... I am a poet, song writer,etc... WE are what we are and artistic creativity is only born.
agdaniele - February 11, 2011, 11:22 pm
Thank you, sir.
50cal - February 11, 2011, 11:21 pm
This has made the Favorite list..... Only for some does the poster making come natural!
autumnspirit - February 11, 2011, 11:12 pm
Magnificent! Genius! I laughed, I cried, I'd see it again and again! lol Added to faves!
Cubbybear - February 11, 2011, 9:58 pm
It's instinct for me...5L
agdaniele - February 11, 2011, 9:24 pm
With respect to the motifakers, tip o' the hat to coolio's posters and a thank-you to the 2% of us who get it.
5150monkeylove - February 11, 2011, 9:23 pm
This is perfection!
spacedog - February 11, 2011, 8:15 pm
Very nice. Excellent choice in milk. 5L
ICEMAN - February 11, 2011, 7:56 pm
250 x 2%.
CoolioIndeed - February 11, 2011, 6:41 pm
Well done, aggy.


TAGS: greybeard council will decide
Rating: 4.47/5

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guyfox - December 22, 2010, 4:49 pm
I have one of those big knives I've been wanting to try out
Ed-Hyde - December 22, 2010, 8:08 am
anyone else find it interesting that we end up with a blood moon almost 2 years to the day prior to the end of the world? No? Just the voices in my head again? oh.
ICEMAN - December 21, 2010, 5:40 pm
Oooh, let me. I have this nifty altar in back. Some people call it a BBQ.

GREYBEARDS - “For me, insanity is super sanity. The normal is psychotic. Normal means lack of imagination, lack of creativity.” -Dubuffet-


TAGS: marchallenge greybeard bliss
Rating: 4.13/5

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Airman - March 29, 2010, 4:28 pm
d*** straight


GREYBEARDS - They always end up with a prize catch.

TAGS: greybeards prize catch
Rating: 2.94/5

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Derek - July 29, 2009, 5:19 am
They do here... Now why would that be?

GREYBEARDS - It pays not to mess with them


TAGS: rusty greybeard timmie
Rating: 5/5

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Verdeckt - February 3, 2012, 2:08 am
That was quick ;)
Reality Lord - February 2, 2012, 4:40 pm

well i suppose if i was to tell you i was a bad person....
forseti - February 2, 2012, 11:32 am
btw: how about you? ;)
forseti - February 2, 2012, 11:31 am
thank you sir. bad people are always doing well! :D
Reality Lord - February 2, 2012, 11:28 am

always a treat to see your stuff fors..all good with you i hope?
Reality Lord - February 2, 2012, 11:28 am

yup...done and done right! :)

YOGA IS THE FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH - You’re only as young as your spine is flexible

TAGS: yoga greybeard flexible
Rating: 5/5

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carebear - March 20, 2012, 4:51 pm
(carebear BANNED)
rerun - March 17, 2012, 8:53 pm

Hey....I can Limbo too.

HIP replacement STER -

TAGS: mature greybeard th***s
Rating: 5/5

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Airman - April 23, 2014, 11:03 am
my Mom called them Zorries
Greeny - April 23, 2014, 5:45 am
One of our grown boys (doing his laundry at our house) had a skinny purple th*** in the pile, I told him they looked h** - he got pissed, haha
steve1961 - April 23, 2014, 1:25 am
Flip flops used to be called "th***s"...now th***s mean female underpants and the th*** sandles are called flip flops.
rerun - April 22, 2014, 8:29 pm

when flip flops became a reality dating show on MTV
Silverheart - April 22, 2014, 7:52 pm

When did flip flops stop being flip flops?

My Chemical Romance -

TAGS: viagra greybeard dating drugs ***
Rating: 4.91/5

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Greybeard - May 18, 2014, 9:37 pm
Ha Ha Ha. Poster is based on hearsay only. :)
lgvernon - May 18, 2014, 7:33 pm

rerun - May 18, 2014, 5:54 pm

This may cause your heart to race....not that I would know.


TAGS: poster number 300 greybeards regulars
Rating: 4.86/5

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forseti - December 14, 2010, 5:24 pm
welcome to our world!
Donkasaurus - December 13, 2010, 8:15 pm
A lot of the times designing it to make it look good takes longer than coming up with the text.
Donkasaurus - December 13, 2010, 8:14 pm
Hawa - it depends. Sometimes I find a pic and it just comes to me. Sometimes an Idea comes to me and I just happen to find a suiting pic...Some times I find myself rewording something 5 times lol, or scrapping it.
foresti - December 13, 2010, 7:08 pm
every hint sounds much better with a nice and polite adress. LOL
Hawamleh - December 13, 2010, 7:07 pm
boy you guys really do work on your submissions.
Faceplant31 - December 13, 2010, 7:00 pm
Foreskin also check to make sure the bold setting isn't on, that has happened to me a few times and it really fattens up some fonts.
foresti - December 13, 2010, 6:58 pm
Right Donka. Next time I'll separate it a little.
Donkasaurus - December 13, 2010, 6:50 pm
Its the font, the I is there, it's just making the F look fat...I have that font.
Faceplant31 - December 13, 2010, 12:31 pm
Hey spartan, you are new here so relax. Also foreskin did not spell motifake wrong it is the type of font he choose to use that blended the I into the F.
spartan500 - December 13, 2010, 12:28 pm
epic fail -_- its motifake, not motfake.
5150monkeylove - December 13, 2010, 9:46 am
(disclaimer) I am not a GB. nor am I a god, I just play god with ants for youtube videos
5150monkeylove - December 13, 2010, 9:44 am
I can be a generous god
forseti - December 13, 2010, 9:41 am
thank you, god-king monkey!
5150monkeylove - December 13, 2010, 9:37 am
congrats on 300! and 5 impaled Persian or any other type of Timmeh
5150monkeylove - December 13, 2010, 9:36 am
Tonight we dine at.... Hometown Buffet!!!!


TAGS: roast a greybeard day rerun iceman
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by ICEMAN

steph1 - March 2, 2011, 11:24 am
wow - they had ph**ography so far back already? or is it because he only left school in his mid 40s?

Greybeards -

TAGS: charon motifake timmy greybeard nun
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by Pagong

Pagong - April 25, 2014, 12:33 am
Thanks. Am not one, yet. Will get there, somehow.
Silverheart - April 22, 2014, 7:48 pm

Amsome. 5/f


TAGS: roast a greybeard day culos iceman
Rating: 4.74/5

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culos - March 3, 2011, 5:39 am
spelling fail! It's mall not mail


TAGS: to the new greybeard claire
Rating: 4.69/5

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agdaniele - July 12, 2010, 2:34 am
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 12, 2010, 2:28 am
Aggy is all abbot 5th base.....yah, you heard me.
CANADA - July 12, 2010, 2:28 am
I dont watch TV. I download my movies and usually download the episodes and seasons of whatever shows I like
CANADA - July 12, 2010, 2:26 am
You offering aggy? lol
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 12, 2010, 2:26 am
I guess living in the boondocks....you never learned aboot Dr. Who. Google it. (longest running sci-fi show)
agdaniele - July 12, 2010, 2:23 am
Third base!
CANADA - July 12, 2010, 2:22 am
I ment WTF is Dr.Who?
agdaniele - July 12, 2010, 2:21 am
I'd explain it, but it wasn't that funny anyhow.
CANADA - July 12, 2010, 2:21 am
You lost me, but thats why there's google
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 12, 2010, 2:21 am
That must be a Spanish spelling.......I re-watched Apocalypto this morning.........What is wrong with you people?
agdaniele - July 12, 2010, 2:19 am
I think it's spelled 'tards.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 12, 2010, 2:19 am
It's past her bedtime......It's the Tardis from Dr. Who.
CANADA - July 12, 2010, 2:16 am
hey Claire, what is your avatar?
Claire - July 12, 2010, 12:25 am
I already mentioned this, but this is amsome.
pzykosiz - July 12, 2010, 12:22 am
thanks. I happened to be here at the right time to see her promoted.
agdaniele - July 12, 2010, 12:17 am
Huzzah! Great trib, Pzy!

GREYBEARDS - perfecting the art of the photobomb since the beginning of time

TAGS: ph**obomb greybeards
Rating: 4.69/5

More motifakes by guyfox

Hinoron - March 27, 2012, 4:11 pm
"Oh hey! You found my Grandma's old dress!"
guyfox - January 22, 2011, 9:45 pm
I can honestly say I don't care for either of them
valkor - January 22, 2011, 8:22 pm
If i was in between those two women I'd be smiling as well
tellitlikeitis - January 22, 2011, 12:06 pm
What the heck kind of dress is Angelina wearing? Oh right, now she's a true mommie.
tellitlikeitis - January 22, 2011, 12:06 pm
What the heck kind of dress is Angelina wearing? Oh right, now she's a true mommie.


TAGS: daily topic irrational fear greybeard
Rating: 4.67/5

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spacedog - October 15, 2010, 8:40 pm
Nice one Admiral.



TAGS: rick m0rd greybeard buststop perseverance
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by Greeny

Greeny - December 5, 2015, 5:33 pm
avatars come & go, or is it jizz & split... anywho - hi ricky
Rick69 - April 6, 2012, 4:27 pm
Ha ha ha! Oh man, my first ever one of these posters... Many thank5 Greeny! (Hm, I seem to be playing the smart one here... YES, SUCCESS!) =D
ughomer - April 5, 2012, 9:25 pm
M0rd3kaI - April 5, 2012, 1:27 pm
HEY! I didn't realise until I was outside! by then I couldn't just rip off the pants in the middle of public! I was late and wanted to get to the office...



TAGS: party greybeards
Rating: 4.47/5

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spacedog - April 28, 2010, 7:17 pm
LOL! Very nice Face.


TAGS: nostalgia greybeard past present time
Rating: 4.29/5

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forseti - July 5, 2010, 4:21 am
that's deep. 5L
Hawamleh - July 5, 2010, 12:16 am
Thank You
Derek - July 4, 2010, 11:50 pm


GREYBEARDS - Have had to find ways to hide their identity in public such is the power of demotivation

TAGS: greybeards
Rating: 4.25/5

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GREYBEARD FASHION TIP 101 - 'The Brylcreem Combover' As Charlie has kindly demonstrated for us.., Just a dab and he is ready to hit the clubs...


TAGS: marchallenge greybeard bliss
Rating: 4.22/5

More motifakes by sickartist

Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 29, 2010, 9:24 am
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 29, 2010, 9:24 am
My body is a wonderland......At least, That's what Micheal called it.


TAGS: greybeards still got fire in the basement
Rating: 4.21/5

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rerun - March 7, 2010, 5:34 pm

Momma Calzone ain't too happy.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 7, 2010, 5:20 pm
As long as you and the Calzone love each other, Who are we to judge?
sickartist - March 7, 2010, 1:32 pm
Heck I have been known to be satisfied squeezing into a parking space.
spacedog - March 7, 2010, 12:46 pm
Well if it's a NEW family guy there is no choice to be made.
agdaniele - March 7, 2010, 12:38 pm
At my age, I can get ****-blocked by a large calzone.
agdaniele - March 7, 2010, 12:37 pm
Unless I've just had a big meal, drank too much, or Family Guy is on.
spacedog - March 7, 2010, 12:30 pm
Nice. The reflexes might be slower, but everything still works.

IT'S OKAY - We're Greybeards

TAGS: greybeards are not freaks
Rating: 4.17/5

More motifakes by MustyK

MustyK - March 9, 2010, 4:23 am
....And why would that be ??
Bob D. Sailor - March 8, 2010, 5:41 pm
Meh, one can hope cant they?
culos - March 8, 2010, 5:14 pm
@Bob - that's prolly only wishful thinking
Bob D. Sailor - March 8, 2010, 5:09 pm
MustyK, I thought you got the Perma-Ban Hammer.



GREYBEARD BLISS - Motifake grows on you over time. and for some its hard to let go.

GREYBEARDS - After numerous complaints about being too "Halloween-y", they decided it was best to discontinue the uniforms.

TAGS: greybeard lols parody
Rating: 4.08/5

More motifakes by CoolioIndeed

CoolioIndeed - February 12, 2011, 5:37 pm
This is only the theatrical release. The directors cut is about 4 or 5 frames longer.
agdaniele - February 11, 2011, 10:48 pm
These are always aces, coolio
CoolioIndeed - February 11, 2011, 10:29 pm
The sad part is this is the first time I've bothered to use ph**oshop for any of my posters.
CoolioIndeed - February 11, 2011, 10:28 pm
The sad part is this is the first time I've bothered to use ph**oshop for any of my posters.
Reality Lord - February 11, 2011, 5:21 pm

man i love this guys stuff....er both of them i mean.
Airman - February 11, 2011, 4:43 pm


TAGS: roast greybeard twofer mr smokey
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by spacedog

agdaniele - March 6, 2011, 7:44 pm
I thought that "I like to know...." thread pics were off limits! Wait... is Sean lactating?

VEGGIE - No one has ever hit the ground running on Motifake like he has

GREYBEARDS - Shirtless, buffed and ready for summer.

NEW RANK AT MOTIFAKE - GREENBEARD Because too many Greybeards were getting restless with no new goals to achieve.


TAGS: hammy greybeard roast cheers
Rating: 3.93/5

More motifakes by Donkasaurus

Hawamleh - December 14, 2010, 9:36 am
its nothing really


GREYBEARDS - Ever wonder what they do when they're not Motifaking ??

TAGS: greybeards
Rating: 3.76/5

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Zealot - April 26, 2010, 4:09 pm
now i do


TAGS: drunks day who else but greybeards babysitting service booze will work for food prefer guinness
Rating: 3.69/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

Bartimaeus - October 26, 2009, 7:51 pm
Message received...so the bacon is more like ransom.
MrRandom - October 26, 2009, 7:48 pm
They'll still have all their limbs in the morning.
Bartimaeus - October 26, 2009, 7:46 pm
d***! They're high maintenance! Does the bacon afford the child an kind of extra protection? Gun turrets, perhaps?
MrRandom - October 26, 2009, 7:10 pm
And the bacon. They'll kill you if you forgot the bacon.
Bartimaeus - October 26, 2009, 7:08 pm
You should always go with the greybeard. You can't trust them with your fridge. but your child's life will be in good hands. Trust me. Just keep 'em supplied with Guinness.
Anonymous2 - October 26, 2009, 12:41 pm
I don't like the looks of either one of them. The left one looks rather mannish and college age, which means drunkeness and ignoring the kid, and the other just looks like he'll eat the food in my fridge and not care about the kid.


TAGS: welcome newest greybeard amazing feat
Rating: 3.55/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

Zed - November 3, 2009, 4:50 am
Congratulations, Bart. Sadly, despite my best efforts, I didn't win in the Timmy of the Year contest. (Not that there are any actual "winners" in that contest.)
RONSART - November 2, 2009, 10:18 pm
jez...maybe not...u,d be brutal...lol...so better off me just stealing and doing my own for the office here....lol
RONSART - November 2, 2009, 10:15 pm
my 5L...the border, font (pure joy), should have saved for me...lol...you know...why don,t you make one for all greybeards using this...too precious to waste just on Mr. Bart...if not everyone...then just one for me then...lol thx...lol
Bartimaeus - November 2, 2009, 10:07 pm
Sweet. Awesome thought.
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 10:05 pm
Just don't start thinking you can stop 1L's mid-air now!
Bartimaeus - November 2, 2009, 10:04 pm
Neo shouldn't have died. That ending SUCKED!
Bartimaeus - November 2, 2009, 10:03 pm
Why is it chosen ones tend to get it in the end? Wait...this isn't like that "Lottery" short story is it? *eyes shift to and fro*
BoneCD - November 2, 2009, 9:51 pm
Bartimaeus - November 2, 2009, 9:43 pm
Don't worry. I won't go all Anakin Skywalker on you guys...unless the Emperor offers me a mustang. That's be a tough choice.
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 9:38 pm
He's the chosen one... he was supposed to support the crew... not destroy it!
Haarakkon - November 2, 2009, 9:35 pm
Oops... "One" I didn't capitalize it.
Haarakkon - November 2, 2009, 9:34 pm
Did not the Oracles prophesy this one? And Lo there will be much sleep apnea and lower intestinal discomfort...
Bartimaeus - November 2, 2009, 9:34 pm
Whatever do you mean, Random?
MrRandom - November 2, 2009, 9:31 pm
Does that mean your going to be shut up for awhile?
Bartimaeus - November 2, 2009, 9:31 pm
Bartimaeus - November 2, 2009, 9:30 pm
Yes, I'm awesome...and still so humble.
MrRandom - November 2, 2009, 9:28 pm
Ha! Love it aggy.


TAGS: sept 13 greybeards
Rating: 3.51/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 16, 2009, 2:03 am
Sorry....sober again......can't sense sarcasm.
agdaniele - September 16, 2009, 1:54 am
I know, mooooo... didn't think I'd make it that easy, did ya?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 16, 2009, 1:34 am
I just meant that he used this same pic on a poster a few months ago. TTH has no DSL at his new place so we won't be hearing from him for a while. Quiet... isn't it?
agdaniele - September 15, 2009, 5:41 pm
I'll be d***ed... sorry, TTH... I should've asked before using a picture of you. And calling you a Greybeard? That wasn't a cheap sh** at you.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 14, 2009, 6:02 am
Or at least a vigorous reach-around.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 14, 2009, 6:01 am
Beautiful Aggy....definitely a 5....But the pic seems familiar....Hope you give TTH some props.
Sean - September 13, 2009, 2:37 pm
Never thought I'd love a Greybeard poster. I was right. No I wasn't. Beautiful.


TAGS: rules sage greybeards
Rating: 3.5/5

More motifakes by ronsart

LD0ne - June 10, 2010, 9:05 am
he who is sinless casts the first stone
aesop's folly - January 6, 2010, 4:13 pm
Hit him with bigger stones

GREYBEARDS - Sure we may be cute and all, but we DO bite.


TAGS: father son talks greybeard
Rating: 3.38/5

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Haarakkon - July 11, 2009, 11:21 pm
Alas, and I had secretly nurtured a delusion that I could potentially be a greybeard, revealing my knowledge of the "B" side of "Fat Bottomed Girls". I now know that such a thing cannot be. The bar is too high.
agdaniele - July 11, 2009, 9:47 pm
This is great!
RONSART - July 11, 2009, 9:36 pm
GO GREYBEARDS!!!!!...whoops...all except Sean...lol...still under investigation for membership I guess. Those Canadians slow on giving out info on past felons.

REAL GREYBEARDS - keep on grooving till the very end

TAGS: greybeards grooving
Rating: 3.36/5

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Bartimaeus - April 4, 2010, 1:37 am
lol The guy behind him is about to kick that oxygen tank. Lookdim! Forgeddaboudit!

MOTIFAKE - Greybeard Wanna Be aka Miss Priss

TAGS: greybeard wannabe misspriss motifake ranking
Rating: 3.33/5

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MissPriss - May 16, 2012, 7:38 pm
Pardon moi....TRES gauche! Thanks for noticing lol
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 16, 2012, 7:21 pm
Oooooooh. A self tribute poster, how gauche.
Sho - May 16, 2012, 5:31 pm


TAGS: greybeards drinkers jose motivational ronsart
Rating: 3.32/5

More motifakes by ronsart

DreMagnum - November 3, 2009, 8:36 pm
one of my classes showed it to prevent us from drinking, aint happenin
CANADA - November 3, 2009, 8:30 pm
LMAO! thanks for the link
DreMagnum - November 3, 2009, 6:10 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xN0254u56Mc one of the best commercials for tequila ever
MrRandom - November 3, 2009, 6:08 pm
Tequila makes you feel alive in the morning! Nothing like throwing up your guts to wake yourself up.
CANADA - November 3, 2009, 5:58 pm
i thought with age comes wisdom! why are you still drinking tequila, never enough wild nights?
RONSART - November 3, 2009, 4:24 pm
thx Mr. Aggy.


TAGS: tools handcuffs greybeard
Rating: 3.3/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 26, 2010, 12:51 am
Sorry, i felt really strongly aboot that.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 26, 2010, 12:46 am
Puke Retch Blah......tr*** reference.......Ughh
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 26, 2010, 12:45 am
Puke Retch Blah......tr*** reference.......Ughh
Treehodger - February 25, 2010, 9:57 pm
M.A.L.T. Olympics. Eh? Eh?? >: )
CANADA - September 1, 2009, 12:33 pm
so why does one set have three cuff rings?
Derek - July 28, 2009, 10:32 pm
Olympic-sized jobs


TAGS: and you dont wanna even think about the greybeards
Rating: 3.26/5

More motifakes by spacedog

Zed - October 6, 2009, 3:26 am
You called?
MrRandom - October 6, 2009, 2:08 am
Thankfully the veterans preferred food seems to be live Timmy
agdaniele - October 6, 2009, 12:25 am
Spot-on accurate. Love it!